Hi there sweetthings, the world over.  I would tell you what happen to me in a genetically loving 

                                                 way, but I want you to stay the course with Madam FloodPuppy.  Just honor me in thought  with your 

                                                 next bag of crackling, porkskins, chittl'n sandwich, porkbelly casserole,  and self-aware ham sandwiches

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 MADAM FLOODPUPPY FEATURES

The Following is a list of some of Madam's unusual features. Many of theme will appear throughout the FloodPuppy content.

1. The Worlds Only Registry of Art-is-Health NameSongs, Characters and Titles.  Now up to 3,500 
2. Glossary -- words and concepts applicable to Madam's Universe 
3. DAFFintions -- odd or new words 
4. Sucklets --- what sucks 
5. Madam's Fun Survey of NameSongs -- Pick your favorite
6. Okay Big Kiddies -- It;s Psychological Time 
7. The BoogieLoo Flex -- sitting down and upper body/hands/arms dancing
8. The BS Konversion Kit -- BS runs from Bad Stereototypes to you know what !!!
9. PoliTickie D. and Tords and Krats ... Political opinions
10. 101 Bonehad Philosophies -- challenge thinking 
11. Weep'n Willy Wraspers Wellness Workshop - hints, clues, reminders, and dares
12. Signifying Symbulls -- abstract art and capitions -- see gallery
13. SwaDare -- Abstract from love letters, particularly from AA's, Latinos, Native Americans 
14. The Simple Sex Report -- Make sex simple 
15. Madan FloodPuppy House of Catfish -- suspended TBA -- Fried Catfish as You Deserve a Treat Today
16. HHHHHH Humor Helps Heal Harmed Head Health -- recycled jokes and one liners 
17. FloodPuppy Surveys
18. Madam FloodPuppy Self-Esteem Odyssey (featuring resiliency)
19. Quex Noggin Factors
20. Madam FloodPuppy Sex Esteem Fan Club
21. FloodPuppy Jazz Song Book -- What we play 
22. EPI's -- Epigrams and Slogans
23. Madam FloodPuppy's Church of the Wishy Washy
24. Madam FloodPuppy House of Catfish 
25. The Madam FloodPuppy Kalendar 

 Meet a few more Namesongs/charters with tales, songs, well thought out BS, 

• Tiger UnDoDo
• Tiger HoHopHop
• Tiger RumpRattleRattle 
• FlackMaster Lard 
• Green ChuckaChooChoo
• Apple A. AlleyAss 
• Salamander Sally 
• Dick and Tidy Jerk 
• OffRamp Sic'm Sadie 
• Boy and Girl Gumbo
• Spam'aKlees 
• Strata Jane ScallaWag
• MaraBell SunnySuck
• JupiterJim the Jock 
• PumpaDora PanCake 
• the Omega SweetThing 
• RosyPosy Mary RuckaShane 
• Igor F. ThumbTacky and the Juicy Jump starters 
• HotPalms the Prophet